Toilet Timer

$24.99 USD $40 USD
  • Due to the proximity of Father's Day, stocks of products have dropped dramatically. We recommend you buy 2 for gifts and for yourself!

Toilet Timer Presidential: Donald Trump & Golden Dump

The Presidential Toilet Timer comes complete with the golden throne. Where else do you think he sends his tweets? Also includes his wind-swept honey bun hairstyle to match.

  • As seen on ABC's "Shark Tank", the Toilet Timer sends a clear message to your favorite stinker.
  • A unique and functional sand timer that runs for approximately 5 minutes. Sturdy construction.
  • The perfect present for Christmas, Father’s Day, stocking stuffers, white elephant, and birthdays.
  • No more 40-minute bathroom breaks, guys. It’s time to go or get off the pot. 
  • Rotate 360 degrees to set. Wrap things up before legs fall asleep.

⏳ Runs for about five minutes

 Toilet timer time lapse 5 minutes sand falling

How long does your loved one spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device.

💫 Just spin to set

Toilet Timer spin to set

We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Want to sit for 10 minutes? Just flip it again!

🕰️ The gift of timeliness

Toilet timer poop or get off the pot animation

They'll get the hint. And quickly get back to the people they love and are trying to avoid. 

Package Include:

  • 1*hourglass timer
  • 1*packing paper box

Send a clear message with this explosively funny novelty gift! The Toilet Timer is a great gift for sons, boyfriends, husbands, dads, and stepdads, grampa or anyone who lingers long.


This funny bathroom gift sends a clear message to the recipient.


As seen on ABC's Shark Tank.


Adam and Katie pitch the Toilet Timer to the Sharks as a new, popular gift for husbands and dads.


This unique sand timer that runs for about five minutes.


To set the timer, rotate the device clockwise 360 degrees, set it down, do your business, and get out before your legs fall asleep.